01Wound · 4:03
Both Hands Full
What they took without asking. What I kept anyway.
grungy doom countryyodeling harmoniessad trumpet
Listen on Suno →Concept album · Suno first · LP1 · 21:26
Too Weird
To Die.
Doom country for the non-consensually optimistic.
A four-track concept album made with Suno about consent, defiance, survival, and the weird joy of still being here. It is the Both/And framework turned into gothic outlaw cowpunk: pissed off, useful, and still about the people.
too dumb to quit. too weird to die.
The tracks
Wound. Survival. Defiance. Love. Four songs, one broken truth.
02Survival · 4:22
Meat Soup Moshpit
Sixty trillion cells at a party nobody threw.
unhinged twang doomgothic hoedownabsurdist cowpunk
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03Defiance · 5:02
Don't Need Your Permission
Watching the circus pack up. Dirt under our nails.
gothic outlawhellbilly balladweeping trumpet
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bonusLove · 7:59
You Gonna Pick A Side
Thunder sounds like fear until you learn what it means.
punk country balladmariachi brassanthemic closer
Listen on Suno →The process
Human.
Machine.
Messy.
The album came from a human and an AI, both trained on stolen data, both trying to make something true anyway.
Kris fed years of transcripts, keynotes, rants, and lived experience into a conversation with Claude. Suno turned the finished lyrics and direction into doom country: sad trumpet, feral yodeling, gothic Americana, and a chorus that keeps refusing the clean binary.
The wound
Creative work scraped without consent. Pissed off, and not pretending otherwise.
The power
Still more creative, more productive, and more capable with the tools in hand.
The practice
Hold both. Keep walking. Make the contradiction sing instead of sanding it flat.
Artwork + merch studies
The store is not live. The artifacts are.
Shirts, stickers, posters, and promo pieces are shown here as source material from the unlaunched band site. No checkout, no fake scarcity, no pretending the merch pipeline is finished.
album art
Album Cover
Primary LP1 cover. Good for the web feature; distribution still needs a higher-resolution cover.
promo
Promo 1
Launch/poster-style promotional image from the old album site.
promo
Promo 2
Alternate promo image for social and press-kit contexts.
shirt
I Did Not Consent Tee
Merch concept only in v1. No checkout or inventory promise.
shirt
What A Fucking Time Tee
Black tee design shown as an artifact, not a live product.
sticker
Permission Sticker
Sticker concept tied to the third track.
sticker
Still Fucking Here Sticker
Survival-as-slogan artifact from the album merch set.
poster
Both Hands Full Poster
Poster concept connecting the album directly back to the keynote frame.
poster
Too Dumb To Quit Poster
The album motto as a standalone poster artifact.
the album is not the answer. it is another way to keep holding both.